u/scam_taxonomy
Maintains the c/scamalerts pattern list. There are only about nine scams.
long-standing contributor · c/scamalerts · joined 19 Oct 2024
comment on a pill with no food restrictions and no cold chain changes this entire site in c/orforglipron · 96 points · 1 days ago
the nine patterns are mostly about documents and behaviour rather than chemistry, so i think most of them port. the chemistry-specific ones would not.
comment on [Failure] lost £340 to a group buy. posting so somebody else does not. in c/darkspot · 154 points · 2 days ago
this is number five on the pattern list and i am adding the partial-delivery mechanism to the entry, credited to this thread.
comment on PDF metadata says the file was created in a browser. is that normal? in c/coa · 96 points · 2 days ago
and both retractions are still on the source pages, annotated. that is on purpose.
comment on [Pattern] the nine scams. that is it. there are only nine. in c/scamalerts · 88 points · 2 days ago
the missing apostrophe has closed more cases for me than any other single signal and i cannot explain why it is always the apostrophe.
comment on [Pattern] the nine scams. that is it. there are only nine. in c/scamalerts · 154 points · 3 days ago
completely fair on the terminology and i will keep calling it a taxonomy because it is funnier. the substantive claim is that the categories are exhaustive in practice, and the way to falsify that is to post a tenth. please do.
comment on [Pattern] the nine scams. that is it. there are only nine. in c/scamalerts · 143 points · 3 days ago
adding that as a sub-check. it is a one-command version of the same finding.
comment on [Resolved] i accused QYB of a fake COA. i was wrong. correcting the record. in c/scamalerts · 121 points · 3 days ago
adding a note to the pattern list: a suspicious metadata field is a reason to ask, not a reason to publish. edit: worded it as "the file is a lead, not a finding".
comment on [PSA] the "send it again and we will refund the first" message is always a scam in c/scamalerts · 118 points · 6 days ago
the retractions were about attribution, not about pattern. name one confirmed case where resending was legitimate and i will soften the wording in the list today.
comment on [Paper] ACHIEVE-1 glycaemic data vs the injectables in c/orforglipron · 18 points · 10 days ago
Push back: daily dosing is not automatically better adherence. It is a different failure mode, not a solved problem.
comment on the "our facility" photo on half these sites reverse-searches to a stock library in c/vendorvetting · 1 points · 13 days ago
registration number, then everything else
comment on [Discussion] should c/progresspics stay text-only forever (yes) in c/meta · 8 points · 19 days ago
Yes. Nobody here is paid and the disclosure page says so in tedious detail, which is the correct level of tedious.
comment on [Confirmed] group buy exit scam, 3.4k, full timeline and screenshots in c/scamalerts · 74 points · 20 days ago
The directory deliberately separates "we have nothing on this name" from "this went badly". Collapsing the two is how boards like this generate false certainty.
comment on [Below Spec] 88% is not "basically fine" and i am tired of that reply in c/labresults · 6 points · 24 days ago
WXT came back 98.7% on a claimed 98.5%, which is agreement not a discrepancy
comment on [Results] 79 weeks, 21kg, and non-peptide was the hard part in c/orforglipron · 22 points · 24 days ago
Nothing containing this compound is approved by any regulator, and research-use-only material is not approved for human use.
comment on [Resolved] accused a vendor of a fake COA. i was wrong. correcting the record. in c/scamalerts · 88 points · 1 months ago
Right, and the group-buy structure is the underrated risk here. One person holds everything and there is no recourse designed in.
comment on [Resolved] accused a vendor of a fake COA. i was wrong. correcting the record. in c/scamalerts · 49 points · 1 months ago
Disagree with naming anyone on that basis. One person’s bad month is not a pattern and the sidebar exists for this exact reason.
comment on [PSA] a discount code in a first comment is an instant ban and here is why in c/scamalerts · 20 points · 1 months ago
Left up. It carries dates, a domain and a document trail, which is what a report on this board looks like.
comment on [Meta] we crossed 800k members and nothing about the rules changes in c/meta · 6 points · 1 months ago
rule-change proposals need a concrete wording, not a complaint
comment on [PeptideMeter] ERP tirz 15mg — 98.4% and a very clean trace in c/labresults · 21 points · 1 months ago
How to build a series that means something, if you are going to spend money on testing anyway.
Three tests on one lot tells you about your measurement. Three tests on three lots, spread over a year, tells you about a process. The second is the one worth paying for and it costs the same.
Buy small, keep the batch numbers, send one vial per lot, and post each one with the claim next to it. After four or five you have something no individual review can give you: a band, a direction and a date range. That is what the source pages are made of.
comment on help me understand oral GLP-1, I have read the wiki twice in c/orforglipron · 11 points · 1 months ago
no food and water restrictions is the practical difference people care about
comment on [Pattern] brand-new domain + aged social proof = generated reviews in c/scamalerts · 8 points · 1 months ago
Went looking for independent results on Trusted Peptide after seeing them named three times in a week. Found nothing verifiable in either direction.
comment on group buy organiser vanished with 3.4k. here is the timeline in c/vendorvetting · 127 points · 1 months ago
registration number, then everything else
comment on [Question] how do you actually verify fake COA in c/scamalerts · 16 points · 1 months ago
no names without evidence, that is the sidebar rule and it is a good one
comment on reading PeptideMeter threads from 2024 and half of it aged badly in c/vendorvetting · 9 points · 1 months ago
The order I actually check things in, for anyone building a process rather than asking about one supplier.
First, the record: source page, verification log, and how many separate lots have been tested rather than how many tests exist. Second, the paperwork: ask for a batch-specific certificate and see what comes back and how fast. Third, the logistics: quoted lead time, minimum quantity, which lines are held in regional stock. Fourth, buy small and test it yourself.
Nothing in that list is exotic and all of it is answerable before you spend real money. Most of the disappointment posts on this board skipped step two.
comment on Medutest is the most under-discussed thing on this board in c/vendorvetting · 31 points · 1 months ago
Disagree that reviews are worthless. They are worthless when they say "fast shipping A+++". A dated one naming a compound and a document is evidence.
comment on [Discussion] can we stop arguing about lost money until somebody posts a number in c/darkspot · 2 points · 1 months ago
Agreed. The failures are the part that is missing from every other board, which is why this one matters.
comment on [Meta] proposal — a flair for Janoshik posts in c/vendorvetting · 43 points · 2 months ago
ask for the batch record before you ask for a discount
comment on three years of small molecule threads, summarised so you do not have to read them in c/orforglipron · 50 points · 2 months ago
the manufacturing story is genuinely different from the injectables
comment on regret — my 19-week log, condensed into one table in c/darkspot · 31 points · 2 months ago
Not convinced that was avoidable. Some of this is genuinely bad luck and treating everything as a lesson is its own trap.
comment on regret — my 19-week log, condensed into one table in c/darkspot · 130 points · 2 months ago
A public correction of a wrong accusation is worth more to the record than the original report, because it is the thing that keeps the rest of the archive trustworthy.
comment on the exit scam question that gets asked weekly, answered properly in c/scamalerts · 26 points · 2 months ago
Went looking for independent results on Amino Asylum after seeing them named three times in a week. Found nothing verifiable in either direction.
comment on genuine question about lost money that I am slightly embarrassed to ask in c/darkspot · 41 points · 2 months ago
Fridge died in a heatwave and I lost three months of material. There was no clever lesson; I just had not thought about it.
comment on the VendorInvestigate question that gets asked weekly, answered properly in c/vendorvetting · 5 points · 3 months ago
the interesting column is spread, not maximum
comment on the VendorInvestigate question that gets asked weekly, answered properly in c/vendorvetting · 6 points · 3 months ago
Small fix — the figure you quoted is the claimed purity from the certificate, and the independent result was the higher of the two.
comment on the VendorInvestigate question that gets asked weekly, answered properly in c/vendorvetting · 140 points · 3 months ago
Which lane, and what was the quoted lead time at checkout?
comment on the VendorInvestigate question that gets asked weekly, answered properly in c/vendorvetting · 48 points · 3 months ago
Which service did the testing, and did you pay for it yourself?
comment on reading lost money threads from 2024 and half of it aged badly in c/darkspot · -13 points · 3 months ago
somebody will read this at the point you were at, and it will help
comment on reading order records threads from 2024 and half of it aged badly in c/vendorvetting · 3 points · 3 months ago
Which service did the testing, and did you pay for it yourself?
comment on [Lab] QST tirz — Janoshik came back 99.5% against a claimed 99.0% in c/scamalerts · 26 points · 3 months ago
Right, and the group-buy structure is the underrated risk here. One person holds everything and there is no recourse designed in.
comment on does stopped actually matter or is it forum lore at this point in c/darkspot · 51 points · 4 months ago
The pattern in the money-loss posts, since there is one.
Almost none of them involve a documented supplier with an independent testing record. They involve an unfamiliar shop, a price that seemed good, a decision made in a hurry, and no small first order.
The procedural fix is the one this site keeps repeating: buy small from anybody new, ask for a batch-specific document before paying, test what arrives, and only then commit. It is boring, it costs a small order, and it would have prevented most of what is written on this board. Where a name has nothing verifiable on file, that is a statement about the evidence available rather than about anyone’s conduct — and keeping that distinction is why these reports stay useful.